(Source: bellecs)
(Source: random-tv)
Cutting a watermelon in 20 seconds
> I winced when he cut it laterally..
> Fack I want watermelon.
> He is THE fruit ninja.
> ,Yeah, but…some of the pieces are gigantic and some of the pieces are like, for ants.
> It’s so encouraging to see that there are people who will strive to do their job as perfectly as possible and take pride in it, whatever that job might be.
(Source: youtube.com)
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
(Source: blackpowwer)
do u think theyll hire me
that was unexpected
if this isn’t a plot twist i dont know what is
reblog if youve ever been called
-bread
-oprah winfrey
-pianist
-cake pan
Oh baby, Call me bread.
Drawn by Mel [tumblr | deviantart]
you see this?
it’s called a razor
if you’re a girl, USE IT
your hairy legs and armpits aren’t cute okay
you’re not helping out for woman’s rights or anything
YOU’RE JUST MAKING YOURSELF LOOK NASTY
Or!
Women have been socialized to believe that they must remove hair for a number of reasons, primarily the following:
- hair is historically and Biblically associated with power; we as a patriarchal culture are obsessed with keeping hair on men (facial hair, Hair Club for Men, hair plugs, whatever) and keeping it off women. You say hair on women is nasty; why is it only hair on women? Women and men have the same pubic hair. We all grow it out of our follicles for the same reason. Why is it only gross on women?
- women’s bodies have been considered the property of men since the dawn of time, and therefore we have been held to a standard of beauty and attractiveness that is not determined by us but is instead determined by something called the male gaze, which is erases all sexualities and genders other than cisgender heterosexual men and assumes that women are performing for it.
- childlike women are considered less “threatening” and more “feminine” because they are naive, quiet, and rely on ~*adult men*~ to take care of them.
AND ALSO:
- there is a fallacy about pubic hair that it is dirty. It is not dirty. In fact, it’s there to keep your genitals cleaner. Pubic hair and armpit hair are also there to spread your pheromones around and make it easier for you to attract a mate.
- all mammals have hair. We’re mammals.
AND FINALLY:
- No one else’s body is your business. Ever. You want to shave? Go ahead! That’s totally your prerogative and if you’re more comfortable shaving, feel free. But given that pubic hair isn’t innately dirty, there’s no reason for anyone to remove it if they don’t want to.
You’re not sending out some edgy, hardcore message here. You’re just reinforcing what our culture wants you to reinforce. Before you pick up that razor again, think about why you want to shave. Is it just because our culture told you to? Why’d they tell you to? What’s the point?
Do what makes you comfortable and what makes you happy, and let others do the same.
Not to mention that at least in the US, shaving legs and underarms has been a thing for less than a century.
And was popularized by razor and depilatory companies. Who, of course, just wanted to double their sales by targeting women as well as men. Their marketing campaigns started in women’s magazines in 1915.
Here’s the first advertisement they ran trying to sell razors by telling women their underarm hair was “objectionable”. And it worked.
Advertising and commercialism once again enforcing arbitrary restrictions on women’s bodies~
Fun Fact: Women shaving their legs became popular during the Great Depression because they couldn’t afford stockings or pantyhose but still wanted their legs to feel smooth
Original poster is crying
i don’t normally post porn sorry
Can this person write on my skin while I drool???
And this is the less sexy thought that I had! ^_-Calligraphy is the sexiest thing in this world, and no one can deny that fact. Man writing it, woman writing it, horse writing it, doesn’t matter.
(Source: tinsoftware)